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The worst pickup lines you've ever heard

# 51  13/11/2012 16:43

Why aren’t you in jail? It's illegal to look that good.
Are you a leprechaun? Because I think you’re my lucky charm.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Do you have a bandage? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

These were all just used on me LOL!

# 52  14/11/2012 11:54

If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

# 53  15/11/2012 00:32

Someone used this on my 14 year old daughter "you smell SO good! Did you shower is rainbows and cupcakes!" That is awful!!

# 54  17/11/2012 20:44

Are you differentiable? Because I want to be tangent to your curves.
That outfit looks very becoming on you, of course if I were on you, I'd becoming too.
Hi, I'm Turtle.

# 55  21/11/2012 03:01

Did you but those pants on sale, cause at my house they would be 100% off

# 56  21/11/2012 10:08

SiteModerator wrote:

Three worst pickup lines I can think of:

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Do you have examples of your own?

Share!

Dont know how bad it was it worked out for an OL' CHUM but I fell when I hurd it..."LADY YOU SO FINE I'D SUCK YOUR DADDIES DICK."
HMMM stope me and I have not had the nads to say that one YET...

# 57  26/11/2012 18:48

this time i may like u more dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 58  04/12/2012 03:45

I got a stupid one today.
Can i borrow ur library card, i need to check u out....

# 59  04/12/2012 18:57

When I was stationed in Germany I used to tell the new single guys that this was the best pick up line to use when they went out. Some of them thanked me, some of them came back pissed. I never would tell them what it meant. "Iche mochte essen eir moschy!" Spelling is probably wrong, I speak it, not write it. The other worst one I heard in a bar went along the same lines, but the dude got the ladies laughing and didn't go home alone. "Have you ever had your kitty eaten by a professional? Would you like to?"

# 60  09/12/2012 16:29

Hey Babe,  I got my library card, can I check you out?
Was there anyone in your family an astronaut? Because they sure put the stars in your eyes.
Have you ever been to Tennessee.  Because your a 10 I see.

# 61  10/12/2012 05:18

Did you just fart? because you blew make away!

# 62  10/12/2012 08:46

The worst pickup line I have ever heard, was: Hey! Your so hot that you'r not cold.

# 63  10/12/2012 19:49

SiteModerator wrote:

Three worst pickup lines I can think of:

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Do you have examples of your own?

Share!

heres a couple

Clearly all the other women r just rough drafts cuz your the final copy

when god made you he was showing off

don't you recognize me from your wildest dreams?

how would like to never have to fake it again?

did you hear the latest health report? you need to up your intake of vitamin me.

haha got a million of em

# 64  18/12/2012 02:55

You got the kind of legs I like. Feet on one end and @#$^% on the other. How about "Hey girl, you got some panties on?" Just be sure to stand out of arms reach when using. Results may vary. Void where prohibited.

# 65  26/12/2012 09:39

wow...your so fine you make me wanna get a job!

# 66  27/12/2012 07:24

Do you have a library card,because I'm checking you out

# 67  27/12/2012 07:29

I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.

3. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

4. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

5. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

6. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

7. As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? … Me!

8. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

9. Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.

10. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

11. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

12. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

13. Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

14. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

# 68  30/12/2012 00:17

This must be heaven ... because I am in the company of an angel

# 69  31/12/2012 07:34

SiteModerator wrote:

Three worst pickup lines I can think of:

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Do you have examples of your own?

Share!

Whoever said they make more money than she can spend never met my ex girlfriend...Good God that girl can go thru money... Ridiculous

# 70  31/12/2012 07:42

aresg36160 wrote:

When I was stationed in Germany I used to tell the new single guys that this was the best pick up line to use when they went out. Some of them thanked me, some of them came back pissed. I never would tell them what it meant. "Iche mochte essen eir moschy!" Spelling is probably wrong, I speak it, not write it. The other worst one I heard in a bar went along the same lines, but the dude got the ladies laughing and didn't go home alone. "Have you ever had your kitty eaten by a professional? Would you like to?"

It means... "I must eat your pussy." that's what it means... was In Germany for 5 years... Married a German... She died of Cancer last year... thus Im on a dumb dating site...

# 71  02/01/2013 21:20

SiteModerator wrote:

Three worst pickup lines I can think of:

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Do you have examples of your own?

Share!

# 72  04/01/2013 15:44

I have heard a few.....

"When I saw you, I fainted and hit my head. I need your name and number for insurance reasons"

"You don’t need a car to drive me crazy!"

"You must have lasers in your eyes because you’ve stunned me."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!"


LOL

# 73  05/01/2013 01:37

Bad pickup line someone actually said to me was. "I have a cut on my tongue, could you kiss it and make it feel better."

# 74  06/01/2013 14:24

I'll have you know, I am a great dancer. Would you like to do the horizontal bop?

# 75  06/01/2013 19:58

"I want to breed with you."