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The worst pickup lines you've ever heard

# 26  06/09/2012 07:44

A buddy of mine tried this one  i laughed my ass off.
"Hey do you remember me  you were in my dreams last night."

# 27  07/09/2012 16:38

If you were a booger i'd pick you first

# 28  10/09/2012 15:26

Heres one for the fellas my friend johnny uses it and its success rate is impressive...nice shoes wanna @*%^

# 29  12/09/2012 04:43

I heard this one at a bar contest:

Hey baby. I put the S,T,D in stud. Now all I need is U.

# 30  13/09/2012 02:27

..i hope you know CPR because you take my breath away"

      - it's cute somehow..what makes it worst is that the kind of person who says it..

# 31  14/09/2012 15:45

There are a couple:

A couple of friends have used these in the past:

You look like my future ex

I bet 100 bucks I could get you off the first time.

Whats horny and always ready to come? me

Would you like to walk funny in the morning?

Do you remember what its like to be pleased over and over? Would you like to have a better memory?

I would love to be reborn as your favorite pair of panties.

Hi I am Bill wanna be my Monica?

You are #1 on my bucket list, care to be #2 as well?

Here is tomorrow mornings menu you should fill it out now since you won't have the energy tomorrow.

# 32  16/09/2012 14:59

Your name must be Google because you have everything I've been searching for.

# 33  19/09/2012 02:05

1) Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have FINE written all over you!

2) Are you exhausted? Cause you've been runnin through my mind all day!

                      I admit I kind of laughed at them![/size]

# 34  20/09/2012 22:19

Man: "Did it hurt?"
Woman: "Did what hurt?"
Man: "When you fell from Heaven because with looks like yours you must be an Angel."

I had a guy use that on me lol


If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together!

# 35  24/09/2012 21:41

wow there was some awfull pick lines i think i've heard it all!

# 36  24/09/2012 22:27

Wost pick up like Ive heard........Are you hiring? I think I'd fit into your opening!
Lets just say he got slapped!!

# 37  25/09/2012 00:15

OK......from a truely sick mind........"I can smell that pussy from here, how about you let me wash it with my tongue"

# 38  08/10/2012 14:12

Hello, my names Peter Peter, would you be my Pumpkin?

# 39  10/10/2012 05:09

Hello! I love you; what's your name?

# 40  11/10/2012 21:57

Guy in a bar said this to me:

'I want to play carpenter with you.  Let's get hammered and I'll nail yah'

What a douche!  hahaha

# 41  11/10/2012 22:54

The worst one I heard was a guy walked up to a gal and said, "So you wanna f*** or what?

# 42  13/10/2012 01:59

SiteModerator wrote:

Three worst pickup lines I can think of:

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Do you have examples of your own?


how do you like your eggs fertilized or unfertilized

# 43  17/10/2012 06:33

"I'm going to need your library card...because I want to check you out" 

Oh and " Heaven must be missing an angel ....because your sitting here with me"


# 44  21/10/2012 21:15

One of the funniest pick up lines I've heard was, "So you have a blue tooth in yo butt your booty is making phone calls? Hello yes this is my booty calling wait can yo hold pooot...."

Scary enough I was with this man for 2 years and even though we aren't together anymore, I have a beautiful 11-month old son with him.

# 45  22/10/2012 02:15

I like to tell this one to my calculus students, though it comes with the warning to not use it EVER!

"I wish I were a derivative, so I could be tangent to your curves"

# 46  24/10/2012 18:47

My love for you is like diarrhea...I can't hold it in.

Was your dad a baker? Because you have some sweet buns!!

Is you last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

# 47  01/11/2012 16:09

Nice Dress cutie...  Bet ya it looks better on my floor ...   HA HA HA  ;P

# 48  01/11/2012 16:15

Ya know what I really want in a girl????????   ME..

# 49  07/11/2012 16:52

If you show me your breasts, I'll have stronger feelings for you!

# 50  08/11/2012 04:51

do people actually use these. how in the hell could they ever get any attention. although they are funny